NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
I pleaded with Duchess.
Here she is struggling to fit into her halloween costume.
She wants to be a chihuahua.
NONSENSE!
"Duchess. We've gone over this. I just don't think people will buy it. Remember the two words I taught you. People will not buy that you are a chihuahua because there is a huge "credibility gap".
"And then I defined credibility gap for you. It would be like me dressing as Chewbacca, who is 7.1 feet tall (as played by Peter Mayhew). It won't wash. I'm more R2-D2, and I'm okay with that."
"Now come on, I'll get the brown paint and we'll go as Scooby-Doo again, okay?"
